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  1. Barcelona, I love you but your beer brings me down. Yes, this is a blanket condemnation of all the beer in Barcelona. This is basically the only beer in town. Oh, sure, sometimes there’s San Miguel. Once in a while if you’re lucky you will find an Irish pub and get yourself a Guinness or hard cider. But for the most part when you ask for a beer, this is what you get. It tastes like a thinner Miller Lite. Imagine that. Last night I dreamed about trying to buy a bottle of Dead Guy Rogue Ale and everyone kept handing me cans of Estrella Damm. It was a nightmare. We are making a pit stop at the beer store before we get home because I need a real beer. A Dead Guy. A Lagunitas. A Stone Ruination (and then I’ll pass out). I know there’s at least one bottle of a Shock Top IPA in my house somewhere and I’ll take that. I don’t know how people drink this stuff every day. Then again, people drink Natural Ice on purpose.  Weirdos.

    Barcelona, I love you but your beer brings me down.

    Yes, this is a blanket condemnation of all the beer in Barcelona.

    This is basically the only beer in town. Oh, sure, sometimes there’s San Miguel. Once in a while if you’re lucky you will find an Irish pub and get yourself a Guinness or hard cider. But for the most part when you ask for a beer, this is what you get. It tastes like a thinner Miller Lite. Imagine that.

    Last night I dreamed about trying to buy a bottle of Dead Guy Rogue Ale and everyone kept handing me cans of Estrella Damm. It was a nightmare.

    We are making a pit stop at the beer store before we get home because I need a real beer. A Dead Guy. A Lagunitas. A Stone Ruination (and then I’ll pass out). I know there’s at least one bottle of a Shock Top IPA in my house somewhere and I’ll take that.

    I don’t know how people drink this stuff every day.

    Then again, people drink Natural Ice on purpose. 

    Weirdos.

    2. Posted 6 months ago 43 notes

    1. jenconnic said: Your problem is your preference is beer over sangria.
    2. feathernotdot reblogged this from openareas and added:
      haha thinner miller lite. And yes people drink keystone light on purpose too, Natural is just as bad though.
    3. ashponders said: The Trick is, you can drink one million of these in a single sitting, and be no worse for it.
    4. 5by5kevin said: Estrella? Damn…
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