Because MC Ren is a purebred Miniature Schnauzer, we had to give her an official AKC name in order to register her.
Official AKC names are usually some combination of pretentious and comedic. They are bloated, silly names.
So of course we accepted the challenge of making one up.
We present to you MC Ren, officially* known in the AKC world as
TROGDOR WARRIOR PRINCESS OF THE TUNDRA.
*yet to be approved by AKC.