Coach McGuirk - Insomnia
GPOY EVERY DAY.
So I was looking for a picture of Melissa from Home Movies to use as my avatar and holy crap the amount of people who have drawn pornographic pictures of this animated eight year old girl made my soul scream. Also made me turn on safe search.
There are a whole lot of deranged people out there.
Sometimes I wish Coach McGuirk raised my kids.
Brendon Small and Coach McGuirk were in my dream last night. I was building a still in my backyard because I thought selling moonshine would get me out of debt. Brendon and Coach turned me in to the authorities. They said it was for my own good, that I should learn to make money the honest way. I told them there were no longer any honest ways to make money, that everything was corrupt and evil and the whole world was morally bankrupt.
Then Shane showed up in a Sheriff’s uniform. He was polishing his badge as he said “It’s all over but the Pokemon.”
I spent the rest of the dream drinking moonshine out of paper cups with Coach, Brandon and Sheriff Weselec as we walked around the neighborhood telling everyone “It’s all over but the Pokemeon.”
