Oh, Herman Cain. You had me at “close up of campaign manager taking a drag of his cigarette and blowing smoke out of the side of his mouth 40 seconds into the ad.” But then you really got me with the “I’m going to hide in your bushes and kill your animals while you sleep” smile at the end.
This is the most ridiculous presidential campaign season ever. I feel like this is all part of some practical joke or Candid Camera show.
I want you to read this (pdf). Go ahead, read the whole thing.
It’s something called The Marriage Vow and while I would normally try to ignore people who engage in such hyperbolic scare-mongering masquerading as a defense of civil liberties and justice for all (except you) I can’t ignore it because one of the people who signed this vow wants to be the next President of the United States and there are many people out there who will actually vote for her if she runs.